When I get home from work tonight, I'm just gonna drive a bus. Yeah, I know I could fight zombies, survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, or save my princess (who didn't actually need any saving) ...

I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid, I pretty much had two dreams. While many boys wanted to whiz through space in spacecraft, I just wanted to drive a garbage truck, pretty much because I ...