In 2001, Xbox entered the console war with a machine that looked nothing like what we have today. This was Microsoft’s first-ever gaming console, and it changed the industry forever. From its massive design to the iconic green logo,

Here at Ars, we have been writing about rumors of a portable Xbox for literal decades now. With the ROG Xbox Ally, Microsoft has finally made those rumors a reality in the weirdest, most Microsoft way possible. Yes, the $600 ROG Xbox Ally—and its souped ...