I want to talk to you about babies. No, no, I’m not having a baby. Even if I weren’t as old as dirt, highly paid surgeons removed all my lady parts years ago, (which didn’t stop Kaiser from ...

I don’t know if you’re familiar with a certain big-box warehouse store – hmm, let’s call it Wastco – but if not, make sure you don’t ever find out. This store is insidious and evil incarnate in so ...

I recently wrote a column in which I specifically told you all not to send me diet tips. Well, what do you think happened? That’s right. You immediately sent me diet tips. Lots of them. Even though I ...