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In his classic routine on the differences between football and baseball, George Carlin noted that the action on the gridiron is rigidly timed while the National Pastime is essentially timeless. "We ...
Carlin started his career on the traditional nightclub circuit in a coat and tie, pairing with Burns to spoof TV game shows, news and movies. Perhaps in spite of the outlaw soul, “George was fairly ...